Corktown Cinema recently featured Robert Aldrich’s over-the-top Joan Crawford / Bette Davis cat-fight epic What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? as part of an inspired outdoor double-bill, which also included TV biodrama Mommie Dearest. Among many close contenders, my favorite line, if by only a slim margin is this doozie:
You wouldn’t be able to do these awful things to me if I weren’t still in this chair.
But you are, Blanche! You are still in that chair!